The key to having women take their clothes off couldn’t be harder to figure out. (Pun intended) There must be a cheat code to unlock chastity belts everywhere. Lucky for you, I know what that is:
The bigger the lens, the bigger the boobs will appear in front of that lens. With just a few clicks of a little button the quicker the close come off. (And maybe this is a metaphor for something else) But seriously get yourself a camera.
Take for example KirillWasHere
A party photographer that spends most of his time sticking his middle finger in girls buttholes.
Kirill is proof that average looks doesn’t make a difference in being able to bag the nana when you have a camera.
Four years ago, two friends of mine moved to LA after a lifetime of living in not LA. I, having drunk the glittery kool aid that is Los Angeles, told them that they should take the little money they have to spare and either purchase DJ equipment or buy a camera. Little did I know how prophetic that statement was for it is the sole reason why either one now gets laid. Of course you’ll have to have an inkling of a personality.
The key to any woman’s heart will always be laid with a deep emotional connection through deep conversation, shared experiences, chivalry, blah blah blah. But if you want to sleep with her you have to get her naked first!
As much as woman talk about harrassment, a lack of respect from men, and a disdain for the neanderthal, you have to remember that as long as you have a cool prop women will look past all that. Any schlub with a camera can be a god in the GAME of bagging broads, at least that’s what photographers like Terry Richardson and Kirill teaches us.
Pro tips: If you show a woman that you have taken pictures of other hot girls, it will make them feel hot.
If you show a before and after picture of a frienemy, you might as well have collected the sweater at the door.
Long story short, cough up the $400 bucks, buy a beanie, and send me a snap of your new collection of panties.
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